Miss Enter predation

Excuse me #1 : sorry to bother you, could you help me?
Excuse me #2: get the fuck out of my way.
Please #1: can I? will you? oh pleaseeee
Please #2: (just to be polite)
Please #3: chyea right/ nigga please
let's go out #1: as in lets go outside
let's go out #2: *officially a couple*
mhm #1: okay
mhm #2: (this can only be down when you stare at them up and down) pretty much means.. chyea right, look at you




5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen." Haha. Number one.

reallly bored right now, will edit this stupid meaningless post later.

Independent you - Cherry Filter